| Silly ZAP! (Thanks for being the man!) |
| BUUUUUH-RYAN (It's like a big bowl a oatmeal with a hole in it!) |
| MAGGIE One of my favorite freaks! Check out those big... lovely... tattoos!!! |
| CHAD My best friend. |
| LINDSAY My voice of reason. |
| JEFF (My big bro) Wonder if the Bud has anything to do with the missing finger... |
| MR. WANG Who wouldn't want to "get pink" with this guy?! |
| BIG DAN Doing what he does best... |
| CORY Is this guy a serial killer? Only he knows... |
| GARY The guy with the amazing eyes... Rest in peace, sexy man. |
| D.C. DILLINGER Kick asser. |
| OLIVER My favorite feline buddy. |
| TOMMY The coolest rocker I know! |
| CALYPSO The little sister I never had |
| ETHAN One reliable bad-ass mutha fucka! |
| JESSICA Future WWE diva |
| MR. SIGINT The coolest fluffy-haired cat ever!!! |
| SIGINT AND SAMUS My two babies in a rare moment of calm togetherness... |
| SAMUS My little sweetie... |