Friends of The Mistress...
(To give love where love is due...)
Silly ZAP!
(Thanks for being the man!)
BUUUUUH-RYAN
(It's like a big bowl a
oatmeal with a hole in it!)
MAGGIE
One of my favorite freaks! Check out
those big... lovely... tattoos!!!
CHAD
My best friend.
LINDSAY
My voice of reason.
JEFF (My big bro)
Wonder if the Bud has anything to do
with the missing finger...
MR. WANG
Who wouldn't want to "get pink" with
this guy?!
BIG DAN
Doing what he does best...
CORY
Is this guy a serial killer? Only he
knows...
GARY
The guy with the
amazing eyes...
Rest in peace, sexy
man.
D.C. DILLINGER
Kick asser.
OLIVER
My favorite feline buddy.
TOMMY
The coolest rocker I know!
CALYPSO
The little sister I never had
ETHAN
One reliable bad-ass mutha fucka!
JESSICA
Future WWE diva
MR. SIGINT
The coolest fluffy-haired cat ever!!!
SIGINT AND SAMUS
My two babies in a rare moment of
calm togetherness...
SAMUS
My little sweetie...