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Thoughts of The Mistress...

What's In My CD Player
Once again The Dreaming's
untitled album that I bought
at the live show is in my cd
player, running on repeat.
Right now my pick for the
best track is "Puppet". It's a
travesty that this was never
released. Good luck finding it.

What's Cool This Week
Your Humble Mistress is set to
attend at least two concerts this
summer, starting with Cinderella
in July. In August I will be
attending Tears For Fears, with
the possibility of Billy Idol and
the comedic stylings of Daniel
Tosh later on. Yeeeaahhh!!!

Look inside me... see what makes me tick...!
- Guy Ledouche

Top 10 Bands (At the
Moment)
10. Razed In Black
9. Wolfsheim
8. The Cure
7. Eisbrecher
6. Behind The Scenes
5. Zeromancer
4. The Birthday Massacre
3. Roxette
2. The Dreaming
1. Skillet

10 Most Overplayed Songs in my I-Pod
10. "Fainting Spells" - AFI
9. "Cantspeak" - Danzig
8. "Charlotte Sometimes" - The Cure
7. "Whole" - The Dreaming
6. "Who's That Girl?" - Madonna
5. "Awake And Alive" - Skillet
4. "Falling Apart At The Seams" - Cinderella
3. "Inside It's Raining" - The Art of Dying
2. "I Don't Wanna Be Me" - Type O Negative
1. "Inside Out" - Anthrax

Top 5 Movies
5. "Predator"
4. "28 Days Later"
3. "Zatoichi - The Blind Swordsman"
2. "Hellboy"
1. "Edward Scissorhands"

Top 5 Video Games
5. "Blackthorne" - SNES
4. "The Legend of Zelda - A Link To The Past" -
SNES
3. "Super Metroid" - SNES
2. "Castlevania - Symphony of the Night" - PS1
1. "Metal Gear Solid 2 - The Sons of Liberty" -
PS2

Top 10 Pet Peeves (At the Moment)
10. Those who don't take the time to appreciate the
small things in life
9. When "big" girls wear revealing clothing
8. People who talk on their cell phones while being waited
on
7. Kids (as well as adults) that have zero personality.
6. People who can't look you in the eye when talking to
you
5. Women that say that they're bisexual just to get guys
to like them
4. Those who think their opinion is right no matter what
3. Those who use vulgarity in regular conversation, thus
showing how ignorant and stupid they really are
2. Those who dress and act like everyone else to be as
generic as possible
1. Unmannered, rude people

Top 10 Ways To Impress The Mistress
10. Smell good
9. Never start a story with "...Last night I was so
hammered..."
8. Never wear a baseball hat, man or woman
7. Know about all the bands listed on this page
6. Whip out an MXC quote
5. Use a good vocabulary. I think brains are sexy.
4. Look me in the eye the when conversing with
me
3. Legitimately admit to eating organic food
2. Admit that you never shop at Wal-Mart
1. Use intelligent words - not vulgarity

Top 5 Heroes of The Mistress
5. My little brother, Jon - Nobody I know goes out and
grabs life by the balls and takes what he wants like this
guy.
4. Gary Busey - This guys is absolutely insane, but
entertaining as hell. His legit insanity makes him
awesome.
3. My buddy, The P-Bomb - There is absolutely nothing
this guy cannot do. Nothing. And get away with it.
2. Sir Thomas - Probably the coolest guy I know, he's a
rocker and an all-around wiseass. Nobody makes me
laugh like he does.
1. "Mofo" Steve Bradley - Not only does he kick serious
ass in the ring, he also kicks ass as a teacher and
storyteller.

The Mistress' Top Five Albums of All Time
5. Lita Ford's "Lita" - The first album I ever bought.
No woman can rock like this chick - and she's an
insane guitarist.
4. Smashing Pumpkin's "Pisces Iscariot" - The best of
the Pumpkins' albums, it's actually all b-sides. Very
sad and depressing.
3. The Cure's "Disintegrate" - Over 72 minutes of
depression in musical form. Such an awesome album!
2. Roxette's "Roxbox" - Not fair to put a four-cd
collection in here, but it's four cds that equal an audio
orgasm for The Mistress.
1. Skillet's "Collide" - Skillet gets better with age. The
perfect album with the killer ballads and the kick-ass
rockers - all with a positive spin.

The Mistress' Top Five Songs of All Time
5. Duran Duran's "Come Undone" - The most erotic
beat I've ever heard.
4. Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" - If you can't
tap your toe to this song then you have no sense of
rhythm. Makes me want to dance even though I
don't EVER dance.
3. Roxette's "Knockin' On Every Door" - Per Gessle
on vocals, rocks right along, super hooky and
catchy. The perfect song.
2. Skillet's "Open Wounds" - I couldn't listen to this
while in public for a while - made me cry because it
describes my childhood.
1. Type O Negative's "Black No. 1" - Set into motion
one of the most important periods in my life... also
began my fascination with the color black.