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| What's In My CD Player "The Dreaming EP". It has four acoustic songs that are so beautiful, powerful, and full of emotion. My pick is "Fly Away". |
| What's Cool This Week Friends and fans of The Mistress. I've been going through a very difficult time with the death of someone very close to me, and so many have sent me thoughts and prayers. It's deeply appreciated and won't be forgotten. |
| Look inside me... see what makes me tick...! - Guy Ledouche |
| Top 10 Bands (At the Moment) 10. Razed In Black 9. Wolfsheim 8. The Cure 7. Eisbrecher 6. The Birthday Massacre 5. Behind The Scenes 4. The Almost 3. Zeromancer 2. Roxette 1. Skillet |
| 10 Most Overplayed Songs in my I-Pod 10. "Ja Genau" - Megaherz 9. "Rooms On Fire" - Stevie Nicks 8. "Call Me" - Blondie 7. "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls 6. "Machine Head" - Bush 5. "What's The Story Morning Glory?" - Oasis 4. "Coma White" - Marilyn Manson 3. "Slippin' Mind" - Uncle Jack 2. "Fly Away" - The Dreaming 1. "To Die For" - The Birthday Massacre |
| Top 5 Movies 5. "Predator" 4. "28 Days Later" 3. "Zatoichi - The Blind Swordsman" 2. "Hellboy" 1. "Edward Scissorhands" |
| Top 5 Video Games 5. "Blackthorne" - SNES 4. "The Legend of Zelda - A Link To The Past" - SNES 3. "Super Metroid" - SNES 2. "Castlevania - Symphony of the Night" - PS1 1. "Metal Gear Solid 2 - The Sons of Liberty" - PS2 |
| Top 10 Pet Peeves (At the Moment) 10. Those who don't take the time to appreciate the small things in life 9. When "big" girls wear revealing clothing 8. People who talk on their cell phones while being waited on 7. Kids (as well as adults) that have zero personality. 6. People who can't look you in the eye when talking to you 5. When women say that they're bisexual just to get guys to like them 4. Those who think their opinion is right no matter what 3. Those who use vulgarity in regular conversation, thus showing how ignorant and stupid they really are 2. Those who dress and act like everyone else to be as generic as possible 1. Unmannered, rude people |
| Top 10 Ways To Impress The Mistress 10. Smell good 9. Never start a story with "...Last night I was so hammered..." 8. Never wear a baseball hat, man or woman 7. Know about all the bands listed on this page 6. Whip out an MXC quote 5. Make reference to Tuff Gagnon 4. Look me in the eye the when conversing with me 3. Legitimately admit to eating organic food 2. Admit that you never shop at Wal-Mart 1. Use intelligent words - not vulgarity |
| Top 5 Heroes of The Mistress 5. Big Jon Poe - Nobody I know goes out and grabs life by the balls and takes what he wants like this guy. 4. Guy Ledouche - Who else can measure a woman's "ladyberries" on television, ask a couple if they videotape themselves during sex, and render Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano speechless? NOBODY! 3. My buddy, The P-Bomb - There is absolutely nothing this guy cannot do. Nothing. And get away with it. 2. "Mofo" Steve Bradley - Not only does he kick serious ass in the ring, he also kicks ass as a teacher and storyteller. 1. Captain Tenneal - He's the fair, fearless leader on the greatest show in the history of television - MXC. 'Nuff said! |
| The Mistress' Top Five Albums of All Time 5. Lita Ford's "Lita" - The first album I ever bought. No woman can rock like this chick - and she's an insane guitarist. 4. Smashing Pumpkin's "Pisces Iscariot" - The best of the Pumpkins' albums, it's actually all b-sides. Very sad and depressing. 3. The Cure's "Disintegrate" - Over 72 minutes of depression in musical form. Such an awesome album! 2. Roxette's "Roxbox" - Not fair to put a four-cd collection in here, but it's four cds that equal an audio orgasm for The Mistress. 1. Skillet's "Collide" - Skillet gets better with age. The perfect album with the killer ballads and the kick-ass rockers - all with a positive spin. |
| The Mistress' Top Five Songs of All Time 5. Duran Duran's "Come Undone" - The most erotic beat I've ever heard. 4. Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" - If you can't tap your toe to this song then you have no sense of rhythm. Makes me want to dance even though I don't EVER dance. 3. Roxette's "Knockin' On Every Door" - Per Gessle on vocals, rocks right along, super hooky and catchy. The perfect song. 2. Skillet's "Open Wounds" - I couldn't listen to this while in public for a while - made me cry because it describes my childhood. 1. Type O Negative's "Black No. 1" - Set into motion one of the most important periods in my life... also began my fascination with the color black. |