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What's Cool This Week
I've been playing the new
"Mortal Kombat" and have found
that I'm better with Sheeva than
I am with my usual favorite,
Kabal. A great game with cool
graphics, awesome fatalities, and
a pretty high replay value, I
think this is up any MK fan's
alley.

Thoughts of The Mistress...

What's In My CD Player
I will be introducing new
theme music for when I
wrestle by a band called
Flood This Earth called
"The Long Kiss Goodnight"
that was written just for
Belmont. To hear more of
their killer sound, check them
out on facebook and give
"Soundtrack To A Murder" a
listen. It'll rock your socks off!

Top 10 Bands
10. Razed In Black
9. Wolfsheim
8. The Cure
7. Sponge
6. Behind The Scenes
4. The Birthday Massacre
3. Roxette
2. The Dreaming
1. Skillet Ba

10 Most Overplayed Songs in my I-Pod
10. "Backwater" - The Meat Puppets
9. "Cantspeak" - Danzig
8. "Slip Slide Melting" - For Love Not Lisa
7. "Disintegrate" - Gravity Kills
6. "Once Beautiful" - The Last Dance
5. "The Diary of Jane" - Breaking Benjamin
4. "Before The End" - Sponge
3. "There Will Be Blood" - The Dreaming
2. "Believe In Love" - The Scorpions
1. "Stitches" - The Dreaming

Top 5 Movies
5. "Predator"
4. "28 Days Later"
3. "Zatoichi - The Blind Swordsman"
2. "Hellboy"
1. "Edward Scissorhands"

The Mistress' Top Five Video Games
5. "Blackthorne" - SNES
4. "The Legend of Zelda - A Link To The Past" - SNES
3. "Super Metroid" - SNES
2. "Castlevania - Symphony of the Night" - PS1
1. "Metal Gear Solid 2 - The Sons of Liberty" - PS2

Top 10 Pet Peeves
10. Those who don't take the time to appreciate the
small things in life
9. When "big" girls wear revealing clothing
8. People who talk on their cell phones while being waited
on
7. Kids (as well as adults) that have zero personality.
6. People who can't look you in the eye when talking to
you
5. Women that say that they're bisexual just to get guys
to like them
4. Those who think their opinion is right no matter what
3. Those who use vulgarity in regular conversation, thus
showing how ignorant and stupid they really are
2. Those who dress and act like everyone else to be as
generic as possible
1. Unmannered, rude people

Top 5 Heroes of The Mistress
5. My little brother, Jon "The Butcher" Poe - Nobody I
know goes out and grabs life by the balls and takes
what he wants like this guy.
4. Gary Busey - This guys is absolutely insane, but
entertaining as hell. His legit insanity makes him
awesome.
3. My buddy, The P-Bomb - There is absolutely nothing
this guy cannot do. Nothing. And get away with it.
2. Sir Thomas - Probably the coolest guy I know, he's a
rocker and an all-around wiseass. Nobody makes me
laugh like he does.
1. "Mofo" Steve Bradley - Not only does he kick serious
ass in the ring, he also kicks ass as a teacher and
storyteller.

The Mistress' Top Five Albums of All Time
5. Lita Ford's "Lita" - The first album I ever bought.
No woman can rock like this chick - and she's an
insane guitarist.
4. Smashing Pumpkin's "Pisces Iscariot" - The best of
the Pumpkins' albums, it's actually all b-sides. Very
sad and depressing.
3. The Cure's "Disintegrate" - Over 72 minutes of
depression in musical form. Such an awesome album!
2. Roxette's "Roxbox" - Not fair to put a four-cd
collection in here, but it's four cds that equal an audio
orgasm for The Mistress.
1. Skillet's "Collide" - Skillet gets better with age. The
perfect album with the killer ballads and the kick-ass
rockers - all with a positive spin.

The Mistress' Top Five Songs of All Time
5. Duran Duran's "Come Undone" - The most erotic
beat I've ever heard.
4. Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" - If you can't
tap your toe to this song then you have no sense of
rhythm. Makes me want to dance even though I
don't EVER dance.
3. Roxette's "Knockin' On Every Door" - Per Gessle
on vocals, rocks right along, super hooky and
catchy. The perfect song.
2. Skillet's "Open Wounds" - I couldn't listen to this
while in public for a while - made me cry because it
describes my childhood.
1. Type O Negative's "Black No. 1" - Set into motion
one of the most important periods in my life... also
began my fascination with the color black.

What Game I'm Playing
For the PS3 I've been slowly
making my way through "3D
Dot Game Heroes", but I'm
truly addicted to "Lumines"
for the PSP. Makes work
bearable in the gopher hole.